aliens

you know how little kids like to play pretend and they image that they are cow boys or animals or whatever but eventually they move out of that stage and stop pretending. i never moved out of that stage. i still pretend stuff all the time. i don't let people know but most of the time i have a story going on in my head and I'm all these different weird things lol. like alot of the time i like to pretend that I'm a vampire hahaha cuz most of the time im pale and i have dark hair so i think i kind of look like one lol. i pretend that it takes a lot of self restraint for me to be around humans hahahaha. my other favorite thing to pretend is being a alien sent here to study humans. i pretend that its hard for me to fit in with the human race and i only do certain things because it is a very "human" thing to do. i people watch and i act like I'm observing people to try and understand them for the home planet so that we will be more successful when we take over!!! hahahaha the other thing i do is when I'm alone i pretend I'm a spy and sing the James bond theme music and i sneak down the halls at school or in church and twirl around and look around corners before i turn down them. i hold my fingers like a gun and some times shoot imaginary people. so yea I'm a little weird but its OK cuz its kinda fun.